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Machetes-

tools for agriculture, home, ranch, farm, camp

$         Machetes have been used for hundred of years-- today, mcahetes are used to kill Zombies as seen in World war Z with Brad Pitt or killing walkers in AMC "The Walking Dead" . Machete, a large clever-like cuting tool. The blade is typically 325 to 45 centermeters (12 to 18 inches ) long and usually under .12 inch thick. In the Spanish language the word is the diminutive form of the word macho, which means male or strong and was used to refer to sledghammers in the english language, an equivalent term is machete. Though it is less commonly known in the English-speaking Caribbean such as     barbados, jamaca, guyana, Grenada and in Trinidad and  Tobago. The term "cutlass" is used for these agricutural tools.

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    Wonder why Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, and Zombie Preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a Centers for Diseasae Control (CDC) and Prevention web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue in cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be very effective platform. We (CDC) continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Lhan, notes "if you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack. So please log on to the CDC site, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared- and buy a machete

model 22.75 machete

length: 22.5 inches

Blade Rockwell 58 C

"Because Vampire's and Zombies weekend just keep getting better and better"

Rolling Sone Magazine

J.E.S.T. TRAINING-Jungle Enviroment Survival Traning use machetes to teach U.S. military jungle survival skills in the Philippines-in these same forests U.S. soldiers were trained in jungle survival before they went to Vietnam-

model A-2375

$ 25.00 each

 

National Affairs magazine of Rolling Stone magazine, "Threat assessment-the good bad and the scary" May 2013

The World's End, starring Simon Pegg, NIck Frost

Directed by Edgar Wright

Back in 2004, Edgar Wright's brilliantly subversive zombie comedy, Shawn of the Dead used machetes to wack off the heads of attacking zombies -Colonial Knife machete 22.75 is perfect once again for this job of zombie killing

  R.E.I. -"Recreational Equipment Inc." is offering "Zombie Preparedness-Surviving A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Free members/Free nonmembers

Imagine a viral outbreak has wiped out a majority of the population and reanimated their corpses! Where will you go? What will you do? Learn valuable planning and survival techniques that may one day help save your life by learning the skills needed to properly use a Colonial knife Zombie killing machete. Multiple dates & locations- go to store page on rei.com for more info.

 

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